Posted by #4of37 at wlst-01-188.dialup.netins.net on March 30, 2001 at 08:46:30:
In Reply to: Mr. Smith, I need you as my Script Doctor. posted by www.DavidBroitman.com on March 29, 2001 at 10:54:22:
for combining the most extremely bad movie plot ideas into one.
: Dear Mr. Kevin Smith,
: I admire your work especially your writing ability. I have recently completed a screenplay and I am wondering if you can take a look at it. If you want to doctor it, all the better, because we share great comedic taste.
: One Green Day is a comedy-drama about a minor-league baseball player that is striving to make it to the big leagues. He has a problem though. He's a serial killer who is in love with twin sisters.
: If you have the time to take a quick peek, please let me know. I'll be glad to send it overnight. I wouldn't mind a director of your caliber either. I know that Bryan Johnson is grateful that you took him under your generous wings. I'll be eternally grateful as well.
: Best Regards,
: David Broitman
: DavidBroitman@email.com
: P.S. I know I put myself at a vulnerable postion. I will be crucified unmercifully by your fans. Then them I don't even look like Jesus for Christ's sake.