Posted by www.DavidBroitman.com at 204.120.54.1 on March 31, 2001 at 09:28:35:
In Reply to: Mr. Smith, I need you as my Script Doctor. posted by www.DavidBroitman.com on March 29, 2001 at 10:54:22:
Hi guys,
I knew I was going to get crucified, but again, I don't look like Jesus for Christ's sake. I'm a Russian Jew. If anyone wants to take a look at my scripts, let me know. I'll be glad to send it over. Perhaps you can recommend it to our Kevin Smith. I try to emulate Kevin in my own way. I'll have to contact Gail in LA to reach kevin Smith, but I figured it's worth a shot. I also would love to have Jason Lee and Jason Mewes in the film. Just remember my name, but I think I have the skills and heart to make it. Damn, that sounds too cocky, I'm not, well you be the judge.
David Broitman
DavidBroitman@email.com
: Dear Mr. Kevin Smith,
: I admire your work especially your writing ability. I have recently completed a screenplay and I am wondering if you can take a look at it. If you want to doctor it, all the better, because we share great comedic taste.
: One Green Day is a comedy-drama about a minor-league baseball player that is striving to make it to the big leagues. He has a problem though. He's a serial killer who is in love with twin sisters.
: If you have the time to take a quick peek, please let me know. I'll be glad to send it overnight. I wouldn't mind a director of your caliber either. I know that Bryan Johnson is grateful that you took him under your generous wings. I'll be eternally grateful as well.
: Best Regards,
: David Broitman
: DavidBroitman@email.com
: P.S. I know I put myself at a vulnerable postion. I will be crucified unmercifully by your fans. Then them I don't even look like Jesus for Christ's sake.