Posted by Pseudo at spider-wg051.proxy.aol.com on March 31, 2001 at 13:39:37:
In Reply to: The real downside of scientology, boobies. posted by Willatron on March 31, 2001 at 13:10:52:
: The real downside to this whole Jason Lee/Scientology is if it kept him from weezing on Jenny Love's massive mammaries. Yeah, I can hear it now, but who cares if he's married. If my wife got to make out with JLA (and I don't care if is 'acting', I'd still have been chubbed), I damn sure would have weezed on the LoveJugs. Oh and Kev better have put a super villain with big tits for Jay to suck on in J&SBSB.
I would have been all over those breasts of JLH. She's an astoundingly hot chick. And if my girlfriend was making out with J Lauren Adams, saying I'd get a chub would be an understatement. I don't think there'd be a word to adequately express my excitement at the moment. I'd probably knock something over if I turned around, or impaled someone. I'm quite the Catholic, aren't I?