Posted by WaaaaaaahJedi at spider-tn021.proxy.aol.com on April 17, 2001 at 15:03:16:
In Reply to: TRANSLATIONS posted by Not-So-Silent Bob Red on April 17, 2001 at 14:48:59:
: All translations will be CAPS to offset from the original jargon
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: : 1. His immature humour. This on its own is not something I object to but when he uses it to tread on other people it really gets to me. He simply posts needless insults in reply to other people and his few stand-alone posts (just read the one below this) are just not funny and are taking up space for no reason LYNCH WAS MEAN TO ME, AND I DID NOT LIKE IT. IT HURT MY FEELINGS, AND MOMMY COULDN'T FIND MY SECURITY BLANKET.
: : 2. He uses and abuses the fact that he has his name in red to act superior to others but in fact he does fuck-all and has never ostensibly done anything to help View Askew. HE STOLE MY PLAN OF BECOMING RED AND HAVING YOU MOTHER FUCKERS KISS MY FEET. When people ask him what he does he dodges the question, so he is blatantly something unimportant like the office paperclip sorter. I CAN SORT PAPERCLIPS TOO KEVIN, LOVE ME. TAKE ME INTO THE FOLD AND MAKE ME RED.
: : I hate him I'M JEALOUS OF HIM, AND ODDLY ATTRACTED TO HIM AT THE SAME TIME... MOMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY FIND MY BLANKET