Posted by David Boring at bpr5-157.ih2000.net on April 15, 2001 at 15:14:45:
In Reply to: Re: Dumb bitch..(showing of the diversity of word) posted by squiwi on April 15, 2001 at 15:00:41:
: So basically your "rules" were just made up to knock our movie.
Nope. Those rules apply to several movies. Ever see "Dude, Where's My Car?"? Or "Wrongly Accused" or "Mr. Magoo" or any other Leslie Nielson movie besides Creepshow?
: If you didn't like the movie, then all you had to do is say so and if you were trying to be helpful you could have pointed out parts you didn't like and why.
If I did that, I would have to rewrite half the script (ba-da bump). You want a tip? Here's a tip that was spoken on this very board that is some of the best advice I've ever read:
Take the age at which you lost your virginity (the average age of the three of you), subtract 3 years. Now, throw out any scripts that you wrote before then. All I can say is that if you follow this tip, I hope you lose your virginity when you're around 20...or later.
: You did this but in a way that made you seem like you thought you were the king of movies.
I did? Wait, no I didn't! Read it again and you'll see the error of your ways. Oh, and if your friend would check the emails that I sent him you wouldn't be saying that, ignorant fuck.
: You didn't need to make up some arbitrary rules to make you look smarter.
Read above.
: And by the way, that subject "dumb bitch" was great.... how long did you have to go to college to learn those words?
Well, I learned 'em in grade school, so I thought it was just fitting to use them in a conversation with your friend who refuses to stop defending a movie that, in 5 or ten years, he'll look at and cringe.
David Boring