Posted by Joe Knight at ppp31.columbia-center.org on April 16, 2001 at 22:17:18:
Kevin,
Being the type that has always had a knack for catching flaws in scenes, I couldn't help but notice a HUGE one in "Clerks".......
..........When the old fucker with the rigor mortic boner was lying dead, the porn he had borrowed for his adventure in the ol' latrine was looking right back at me. At that moment I thought to myself, "Now, if the fucking lights were broken, HOW ON GODS GREEN EARTH COULD THAT BLIND OLD FUCK SEE THE MAG TO BEAT HIS FUCKING COCK?". Now that I have taken a look at your summaries, I am astonished to see that nobody has picked up on it as of yet.
Now, it would be one thing if I had seen this movie several times in the past, but this weekend was the VERY FIRST time I saw this flick. I've seen "Mallrats", "Chasing Amy" and "Dogma" a few times, but this was my first time seeing this one. The funny thing about the whole scenario to me is that I was watching it because I have a great respect for your work, and more particularly in the way you came about being who you are today. I am on a similar endeavor to the one you went on a few years back, and I was hoping to get your expert advice on my idea. I hope to hear from you soon.......as I have a feeling you have been waiting for me for quite some time now.
Joe Knight