Posted by Jiyuu at adsl-64-219-115-184.dsl.bumttx.swbell.net on May 14, 2001 at 04:01:05:
In Reply to: Ok.. place your bets, place your bets..... posted by BrodieGod on May 13, 2001 at 20:17:43:
There's too many good Askewian quotes to pick just ONE.
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
"'Thirty-seven! My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!' 'In a row?'
"Something smells like shoe polish..."
"He broke his neck by sucking his own dick."
"This job'd be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers!"
"Do you have the one with the guy that was in that movie that came out last year?"
"I'd like one each of the following tapes..." (You know the one)
"My love for you is like a truck Berzerker! Would you like some making fuck Berzerker!"
"Pack of cigarettes?" (After pelting Dante with Marlburos)
"Oooh! Navy SEALS!"
"Dum dum. Dum dum. Salsa shark! We're gonna need a bigger boat!"
"Would you like a chocolate-covered prezel?" (I know I can't spell)
"My cousin Walter once got a hamster stuck in his ass."
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."
"I hope to also cum loud one day, preferably in a 69."
"So you trace."
"You should know better than anyone that tits don't make a woman."
"No wonder he's seen Jesus! He's been rockin' the gange!"
"Okay, but I get to go first. I hate sloppy seconds."
"Was Wisconson really that bad?"
"Is it safe?"
"Well played, Clerks."
"You're a cigarette!"
"Who is driving?! Oh no, bear is driving!!"
"I want my eight bucks back."
And already, we have some new ones...
"I AM THE MASTER OF THE CLIT!"
"And we do want to say to the people at home that the clit is not something to be played with."
"If you were funnier than that, ABC would've never cancelled us."
"'Does it say who's fuckin' playin' us in the movie?' 'No, but it's Miramax, so it'll probably be Ben Afleck and Matt Damon. You know, they put them in a bunch of movies.'"
"George Lucus gonna sue somebody."
And these are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head.