Yes,but where is the guy from Party of Five?

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Posted by MickCollins. at dsl081-202-190.nyc1.dsl.speakeasy.net on May 15, 2001 at 01:37:30:

In Reply to: Askewniverse meltingpot of doom! ~Great Cast!~ posted by Joe Dogma on May 14, 2001 at 22:14:03:

: The new film looks so fucking great.:::

Ah,fucking,the Thor of adjectives.

I love the fact that so many of Kevin's past actors are showing up for one more round: ::

Hey,maybe Kevin will make none Jersey-affiliated movies but,he could have these actors back. They don't HAVE to go away. Except Carline, he'l probably die soon because hes old. Hey,life is life and the dude is old. And Shannon Doherty has 2 strikes already, she slaps one more state trooper and shes gonna be used as a hooka by some bullish women in the slam.

Shannen Doherty,::

See hooka reference. I also see today she has decided to leave Charmed. I guess the siren call of late night Cinemax was too sweet to resist.

Matt Damon, Ben Affleck (of course), :::

Matt Damon is just cute as a button, but that Pearl Harbor movie of Affleck's looks like it just might suck as much as the actual bombing.

Chris Rock,:::

My ultimate Buddy movie would include Rock and Eddie Izzard.

Jason Lee, George Carlin, Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Alanis Morissette(as god???):::

Again, if Alanis Morisette was God, I'd join the darkside. Footsoldier of Satan,that would be moi.

and even Joey Lauren Adams. :::

Christ, please don't let her talk alot. Her voice makes my fillings vibrate.

Joining Rock from SNL is Will Ferrell, Shannon Elizabeth, and
: Tracy Morgan. :::

I don't remember Shannon Elizabeth having a SNL career. I do remember her having an amazing rack. So she can be on SNL anytime.

I also heard somthing about Mark Hamill...::

I'm still shocked Kevin figured out where Lucas buried him.

: I'm also looking forward to those new to all things askew!:::

Monkeys!

Kevin tapped into the new brat pack, which needs a better title (BRAT PACK 2000 maybe):::

No,that would be cliched as the old brat pack was. And they all ended up as huge fucking successes, so lets burden the youngsters with carrying Emilio Estevez's mantle.

Ali Larter,::

She puts the sugar on forsted flakes.

Eliza Dushku,::

Throw her name up and I'm there. It could be Hollywood's salute to Wellbutrin and I'd watch.

Jason Biggs,::

Dude could find the cure for AIDS and he will always be the guy who fucked a pie.

James VanDerbeek,:::

Huh? Oh, the Dawson's Creek dude. Umm. I can't make a caustic remark. Hes too plain.

Seann Scott, etc.:::

What is with the extra fucking N.

: I gotta say, this looks like one great cast, but it'd be crap if it wasn't coming from such a great writer/ director.:::

Wow, you find that gyro KEv ate in 96' because your head just slipped that far into his ass you may find it and the Gi Joe he sat on in 5th grade. Storm Shadow's whites stained a burly brown.

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: : The new film looks so fucking great.::: : Ah,fucking,the Thor of adjectives. : I love the fact that so many of Kevin's past actors are showing up for one more round: :: : Hey,maybe Kevin will make none Jersey-affiliated movies but,he could have these actors back. They don't HAVE to go away. Except Carline, he'l probably die soon because hes old. Hey,life is life and the dude is old. And Shannon Doherty has 2 strikes already, she slaps one more state trooper and shes gonna be used as a hooka by some bullish women in the slam. : Shannen Doherty,:: : See hooka reference. I also see today she has decided to leave Charmed. I guess the siren call of late night Cinemax was too sweet to resist. : Matt Damon, Ben Affleck (of course), ::: : Matt Damon is just cute as a button, but that Pearl Harbor movie of Affleck's looks like it just might suck as much as the actual bombing. : Chris Rock,::: : My ultimate Buddy movie would include Rock and Eddie Izzard. : Jason Lee, George Carlin, Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Alanis Morissette(as god???)::: : Again, if Alanis Morisette was God, I'd join the darkside. Footsoldier of Satan,that would be moi. : and even Joey Lauren Adams. ::: : Christ, please don't let her talk alot. Her voice makes my fillings vibrate. : Joining Rock from SNL is Will Ferrell, Shannon Elizabeth, and : : Tracy Morgan. ::: : I don't remember Shannon Elizabeth having a SNL career. I do remember her having an amazing rack. So she can be on SNL anytime. : I also heard somthing about Mark Hamill...:: : I'm still shocked Kevin figured out where Lucas buried him. : : I'm also looking forward to those new to all things askew!::: : Monkeys! : Kevin tapped into the new brat pack, which needs a better title (BRAT PACK 2000 maybe)::: : No,that would be cliched as the old brat pack was. And they all ended up as huge fucking successes, so lets burden the youngsters with carrying Emilio Estevez's mantle. : Ali Larter,:: : She puts the sugar on forsted flakes. : Eliza Dushku,:: : Throw her name up and I'm there. It could be Hollywood's salute to Wellbutrin and I'd watch. : Jason Biggs,:: : Dude could find the cure for AIDS and he will always be the guy who fucked a pie. : James VanDerbeek,::: : Huh? Oh, the Dawson's Creek dude. Umm. I can't make a caustic remark. Hes too plain. : Seann Scott, etc.::: : What is with the extra fucking N. : : I gotta say, this looks like one great cast, but it'd be crap if it wasn't coming from such a great writer/ director.::: : Wow, you find that gyro KEv ate in 96' because your head just slipped that far into his ass you may find it and the Gi Joe he sat on in 5th grade. Storm Shadow's whites stained a burly brown.

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