Posted by WCityMike at 24-148-69-225.na.21stcentury.net on May 11, 2001 at 21:33:01:
In Reply to: Transcript of Trailer ... Comments/Fixes Welcome posted by WCityMike on May 11, 2001 at 21:19:16:
Will Farrell: We may very well be dealing with the two most
dangerous men on the planet.
Jay: Ladies
, ladies, ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizz-ouse
!
Jason Lee: Would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?
Shanno
n
Elizabeth: There's som
e
thing you don't see every day!
George Carl
i
n: Yeah!
Paul Dini: One rectal breach, coming up!
Seann Scott:
Watch th
e
language, little boy. There's f
e
males present.
Jay: Yo! Lunchbox! Hurry it up!
Ali Larter: Shut the fuc
k up before I shoot y
o
u where you stand in your pansy-red booties!
Eliza Du
s
hku: Stealing, boning, blowing shit up ...
James Van De
r
Beek: Wait a minute. Who are you g
u
ys?
Jay: I am the master of the clit.
Jon Stewart: And we do want to sa
y to people at home, uh, the clit i
s
not something to be played with.
Will Ferrell: Freeze
,
you terrorist sons of bitches!
Steve Kmetko: Is Hollywood
ready for Jay and Silent Bob?
Joey Lauren Adams: T
h
at'd never work as a movie.
Jay: Affleck, you
t
he bomb in PHANTOMS, yo!
Tracey Morgan: I don't know what the fuck you
just said, little kid!
Jeff Anderson: If you were funnier than that
, ABC would've n
e
ver cancelled us.
Chris Ro
c
k: Okay, Fucky?
Jason Lee: U
h
, it's Banky.
Chris Rock: No, it
is *Fucky.*
Jay: Does it say who's fucking playing us in
t
he movie?
Ben Affleck: No, but it's Miramax, so I'm sure it'll be Ben Affl
eck and Matt Damon. You know, they put them in a *bunch* of mo
v
ies.
Shannon Doherty: C
u
t!
Chris Rock: I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody
!