Posted by janna at ip68.kalamazoo7.mi.pub-ip.psi.net on May 12, 2001 at 01:29:03:
In Reply to: *cries* NOOO, IT'S TOO BIG posted by DJ Andeee B. Demented on May 11, 2001 at 20:13:02:
: Those are not just the words of Linda Fiorentiggity-ino, or Brian Lynch when I jabbed in the mouth with my meat stick. Those are the words I'll be screaming after Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back gets released. "Our" little world is not so little no' mo. It has been growing and growing like those little rubbery dinosaurs that you put in water. It's gigantic compared to it's birth, but this movie is going to make Jay & Bob a household name. Gatorade sales will increase 23% in the year 2002. Snoop Dogg will release a new hit called "It's a mewesy mewes world". Teachers will tell their shy students to stop being such "Silent Bobs" (even if their name is Lemar). Young CCD Students will look puzzled when they hear that Jesus was nailed to a cross because they'll wonder how on earth cigarettes could pierce through flesh and bone. Baskin & Robbins will introduce 6 new ice cream flavors. Plymoth Rock will become Chris Rock not to mention the use of crack will sky rocket. Stink Palming will become an official game in the Olympics, but only you're aiming for the Brown, the gold goes to the second placers. Zit Mongers, prepare, The times are changing, liking Jay & Silent Bob will no longer be cool it will be the standard. This place is gonna blow up like the Fat Boys after their 3.99 all you can eat feast at Sbarro.
: August 24th, NOONCHMENT DAY.
: RECAHNIIZE
: Andy