Posted by Glen at inktomi1-oxf.server.ntl.com on June 27, 2001 at 16:41:46:
In Reply to: Answer posted by BrianLynch on June 27, 2001 at 16:26:35:
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: : If People are invited to go to redbank for special screenings and such and they are invited based on their time on the board, then does it count if we only read posts and not post messages all the time?
: : Like, can you tell if we come here often?
: Kevin let me know that seats for his next project, a musical retelling of CLERKS performed by the original cast (save for Jeff Anderson, who will be replaced by Michael Crawford) at Red Bank's Count Basie Theater, will be decided by how often you come here, indeed. It went down like this.
: "Briguy", Kevin said.
: "Yeah, Kevbo? You want more bubble bath?" I responded.
: "Nah, man. I'm cool. But I'm totally gonna decide who gets tickets for 'CLERKS!' based on how often people come to the board".
: "Word?" I asked.
: "Word." he replied.
: "That's a good idea." I said.
: "Yeah." he retorted.
: "What about Smalls?" I inquired.
: "Fuck Smalls", he exclaimed, as he jumped out of the tub, startling me and waking Vinnie, "Fuck Smalls in the butt with your dick and he ain't goin'".
: "What happened?" Vinnie groggily axed.
: "We were talking about seating arrangements for the Basie Gig" I explained.
: "And then I said FUCK SMALLS" Kevin proudly declared.
: "Yeah." I added.
: "Oh" Vinnie muttered.
: "Kevin?" Scott Mosier said as he sprung out from under the water removing his deep sea mask.
: "Yeah?" asked Kevin.
: "It's fun to be rich and have a big bath-tub." Scott decided.
: "Sure is. Shame I got married, though, the wife doesn't like me to do this with you guys anymore". Kevin sighed.
: "Yeah hhhhhhuuuuuh----????" Jay muttered, "---but she ain't here, moves, but when the cat's away, the mice will have lots of sex with other boy mice in the big bath-tub".
: And then we looked at him, confused.
: "Snoogans" Jay added.
: And oh, did we laugh the laugh of the ancients.
...on here!!! :)
Glen