Posted by Jeff Bebe 37 at on-ham-a53-02-33.look.ca on June 28, 2001 at 10:38:18:
In Reply to: Answer posted by BrianLynch on June 27, 2001 at 16:26:35:
: :
: : If People are invited to go to redbank for special screenings and
such and they are invited based on their time on the board, then does
it count if we only read posts and not post messages all the time?
: : Like, can you tell if we come here often?
: Kevin let me know that seats for his next project, a musical retelling
of CLERKS performed by the original cast (save for Jeff Anderson,
who will be replaced by Michael Crawford) at Red Bank's Count
Basie Theater, will be decided by how often you come here, indeed.
It went down like this.
: "Briguy", Kevin said.
: "Yeah, Kevbo? You want more bubble bath?" I responded.
: "Nah, man. I'm cool. But I'm totally gonna decide who gets tickets
for 'CLERKS!' based on how often people come to the board".
: "Word?" I asked.
: "Word." he replied.
: "That's a good idea." I said.
: "Yeah." he retorted.
: "What about Smalls?" I inquired.
: "Fuck Smalls", he exclaimed, as he jumped out of the tub, startling
me and waking Vinnie, "Fuck Smalls in the butt with your dick and he
ain't goin'".
: "What happened?" Vinnie groggily axed.
: "We were talking about seating arrangements for the Basie Gig" I
explained.
: "And then I said FUCK SMALLS" Kevin proudly declared.
: "Yeah." I added.
: "Oh" Vinnie muttered.
: "Kevin?" Scott Mosier said as he sprung out from under the water
removing his deep sea mask.
: "Yeah?" asked Kevin.
: "It's fun to be rich and have a big bath-tub." Scott decided.
: "Sure is. Shame I got married, though, the wife doesn't like me to do
this with you guys anymore". Kevin sighed.
: "Yeah hhhhhhuuuuuh----????" Jay muttered, "---but she ain't here,
moves, but when the cat's away, the mice will have lots of sex with
other boy mice in the big bath-tub".
: And then we looked at him, confused.
: "Snoogans" Jay added.
: And oh, did we laugh the laugh of the ancients.