Posted by GoodFella77 at 12.31.136.49 on June 22, 2001 at 07:14:52:
I was heading home from a good night of partying when all of a sudden, I see smoke! Thinking it was a party I looked around for a bit, searching for the source of the fire. Remember, I'm from the country (hick) and when we see fire we think bonfire. So, there I am looking of a source when I see a garage on fire! I think "Wow, there is the bonfire." But my sober side speaks up and says "Bullshit! That's a housefire!" So, me being the good fella that I am (hee hee!), I pull up to the garage and have me a look around. After seeing nobody inside, I look up to the house and see an old fella having himself a cigarette and a hot cup of coffee. I race up the house and yell "Hey, mister, you car is on fire!" oops wrong quote. I say "Mister, your garage is on fire!" He jumps up like I shot him and calls the fire dept.! After moving all of his race cars (he's a hotrod kind of a dude) and his 2 bass boats (all hicks have at LEAST 2 bass boats) I have me a rest and a cigarette and after all is said and done, the garage is the only fatality (?).
But, to make this not TOTALLY off-topic, this is what happened to me while everybody else was enjoying the Trailer.
Joe