Posted by Stormin Norman at 202.33.252.99 on June 25, 2001 at 03:41:27:
In Reply to: I hate to burst your bubble... posted by Golgothan on June 24, 2001 at 23:46:17:
: : I can't believe I'm posting a message to you! Man, I have a lot of questions;
: ...but I wouldn't cream my shorts just yet if I were you. Just posting a message to Kevin on this board does not guarantee that Kevin will respond. In fact, it's pretty damn unlikely (watch him respond now just to spite me). With this in mind, I've decided to respond to your questions as if I were Kevin.
: : 1.What is, in your opinion,the best movie of all-time and the worst movie of all-time?
: Best - Magnolia. Ha ha, just kidding. Actually, Jury Duty.
: Worst - Stormin' Norman Interviews Japanese Girl w/ 100cm Breasts!
: : 2.What actor would you most like to work with in the future?
: Barry Williams.
: : 3.What movie(s)-past or present (and I'm not talking about offers you've turned down before)-do you wish you would've directed?
: Star Wars, Terminator 2, and Senseless starring Marlon Wayans.
: : 4.What is your take on shit-eaters like Michael Medved and Bill Bennett-who constantly whine about how movies are "destroying the youth of America"
: Um...they suck. Actually, I have no idea who they are. Next?
: : 5. (blah blah blah) would you ever cast Marley Shelton in one of your films ?
: I also have no idea who that is.
: : Well, it's been a privilege writing to you. Thanks, and good luck with your new movie.
: Thanks.
: Love and Kisses,
: (not) Kevin
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Someone actually thinks I made the worst movie! That RockS!!!! Do I get any award??? Even though you hated it I will keep trying so KEEP WATCHING!!!!!!
You made my day.
Stormin!
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