Re: You're right, Caulfield, I'm not "tuff" in reality


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Posted by Stormin Norman at gw00.rosenet.ne.jp on June 25, 2001 at 12:14:23:

In Reply to: You're right, Caulfield, I'm not "tuff" in reality posted by Pseudo on June 24, 2001 at 00:37:09:

: : He's the kinda guy who just finds someone he doesn't like and treats them bad at every chance they get.

: You're just an idiot, plain and simple. I didn't pick you out of a hat. Sure, people will call me an idiot from time to time, but that's usually because I share a controversial opinion about something or I say something that smacks of genuine 'asshole', on my part. Either way, it has nothing to do with intelligence.

: But, upon seeing a great majority of your posts, I've concluded that you are, indeed, an uneducated simpleton, who really isn't even worthy of giving a reply to. Yet, I do it anyway, as a result of shit like you pulled above.

: I use the word "asinine", and there's a fucking uproar about it on the board, that warrants a multi-post discussion. It isn't semantics, folks. It's a fucking word. Look it up.

: : He didn't need to reply to my post, but he still did.

: Look, I didn't insult you in that post. This is what the post was:

: Half of it was to tell you that a new thread WASN'T needed to call Pickle an idiot, or whatever it is you called him. It's petty, it's pointless, and it just isn't neccessary. E-mail him; reply to what he wrote that you didn't like. Just don't do what you did.

: The other half of the post, however was a parody of Smalls, as you see at the end of it in the closing line signature.

: : Luckily for him this is only a web board, as he would never do anything as tuff in reality.

: I'm not tuff...I'm pretty weick, actually.

: Seriously...to make the assumption that you're tougher than someone on a web board, whom you don't know and never seen, is a sure sign that you have nothing else to say. You can't take constructive criticism, so you get sensitive as all hell, and say something relative to "Hey, Pseudo, you're weak, and I'm tough, and if we met in public, I would kick your ass. Yeah, that shut you up. Talk big on a web board, but if you saw me, you'd shit your pants, because I'm strong and I'd beat you up."

: Well you get the idea. Only, there'd be many more spelling errors and other assorted grammatical woes that I failed to execute, but that's neither here nor there. Not to mention the lack of 'LoL!'s, ':)'s, and 'ROTFLMAO's!

: Anyway, good, I hope it makes you sleep at night that given a physical meeting on the street, you'd emerge the victor of the altercation, and I wouldn't say a word to you or throw a punch, because I'd be preoccupied spilling feces all over the pavement. Huz-fucking-zah.

: Oh, before I depart from this unfortunately overly-wordy tirade, I should congratulate you on being one of the first to correctly spell by UserID here. It's surprising nonetheless, since it's you, but I'm used to getting a lot of 'psuedo's, 'PSUEDO's, and 'PSEDUO's. Thanks a bunch, friend.

I guess that could be considered a virtual 'bitch slap'


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