Posted by CoachPants at spider-tf023.proxy.aol.com on July 10, 2001 at 02:16:44:
My friend and I were thinking about about pickup lines and such when I started thinking back to BIG HELIUM DOG. At one point the main character, who looked like Martin Short only younger, was trying to pick up some chick. In our drunken stupor, the only line we could remember was..."You'd sure beat masturbating". There was at least one or two others. Anyone remember what they were?
contrillo
as you can tell, its 2:00 and I'm on my computer, the line didn't work well..