Posted by Isis at 132.236.35.61 on July 06, 2001 at 13:24:40:
In Reply to: I think Chevy Chase's agent threatened me! posted by Neil on July 06, 2001 at 13:04:08:
of anyone who says they shouldn't be on the J&SBSB soundtrack. Goddamn Kevin Smith and his "alternative" sensibilities. You're all buttpuppet ass kissers and I hope you're sorry when Hootie releases their genius masterpiece next album. It's going to be a rock opera called "We Blow Fish" and I will personally hunt down and slap everyone in the face with an authentic 17th century French dueling glove who doesn't recognize that Hootie blows fish. Darius Rucker is this generation's Dylan. So in closing let me say if you "let her go", i.e. release this movie with nary a note of Hootie in it, the "tears will be falling down like rain". Put THAT prophecy in your pipe and smoke it, you rimjobbing hippie Smithlickers.
-- i
Chevy Chase's agent is so punk rock hardcore. But Hootiefans are the MOST hardcore. Hootie forever!
: Ok, I emailed a post from the last board to the Cocksucking Liar. He replied with some of his standard crap. Ordinarily, I wouldn't post a private email, more because of the general feeling that it's wrong in the Internet World rather than because of my personal feeling, but since I'm pretty sure I've been threatened, I feel free to offer it to the public debate.
: The Cocksucking Liar is welcome to follow-up with my emails, if he feels that they will somehow assist his insane case.
: "Chevy just along for the ride in Caddyshack and Three Amigos??? Holy shit you did it again."
: Holy shit, apparently I did!
: "Chevy played a major and hiliarious role in each of those movies," the Cocksucking Liar explained.
: Fair enough to have an opinion. It disagrees with mine.
: Well, I guess they were definitely "major" roles in the films.
: "There you go again, stating 'facts' that are totally untrue and that are just your opinion," the Cocksucking Liar lied.
: Of course, I stated opinions that are just my opinion. That's shocking.
: I may not have given the telltale "imho" in every sentence, but here in the real world many of us assume that is understood for better than half of their opinion statements.
: Could you imagine, "That did was wonderful, in my opinion.", "Oh, God, baby, that was, in my humble opinion, the best blow job ever." or "Is that a new haircut? It looks good, in my opinion."
: It's absurd.
: "If you're not kissing Kevin's ass," the Cocksucking Liar explained, "than I don't know what ass-kissing is."
: I'm sure there are books that can explain it.
: In this case, it's ridiculous to believe that anything I could reasonably do would terribly successfully kiss Kevin's ass.
: Apparently, Kevin has some unpleasant personal dealings with the man and doesn't like him as a human being. Fair enough. I don't know him.
: He also, at least like FLETCH, as he's said that the movie was what inspired him to read the books and led him down the path to making the movie he's going to make now. I'm not sure what his further opinions are.
: I've stated a passing admiration for some of Chevy's work and not for others. I think most people have some similar feeling.
: Whatever.
: Then the Cocksucking Liar ordered me, "As for all this IMBD bullshit-that means absolutely nothing. People at the board even back me on this one."
: I counted one person backing that.
: However, I reiterated that I was trying to gauge public opinion over public familiarity and that was the best one I had available. I offered that if he could provide a better one, I'd be tremendously interested in seeing it.
: I went on to note that he was a hypocrite for falsely accusing me of stating my opinions as facts when he's the one who has consistently done this. I also called him a "lying son of a bitch" for twisting my words for his own evil and dishonest purposes.
: And said I wasn't going to let a lying cocksucker go so easily.
: The Cocksucking Liar then took the opportunity to reply, "What? Are you trying to scare me???"
: No. Why would I?
: "OOO you called me a lying son of a bitch!!!", the Cocksucking Liar cooed, "Watch out!!!"
: Just call 'em like I see 'em.
: "As for your opinion on Caddyshack and Three Amigos," the Cocksucking Liar stated, with the clear implication that his opinions were facts, "I don't think I can correspond with someone as ignorant as you. You call me stubborn, but you're the one that won't admit Chevy was awesome in both of those movies."
: Lying, cocksucking hypocrite.
: "Live in your fantasy world all you want," the Cocksucking Liar generously offered before incorrectly predicting, "You're through pissing me off."
: One might think so, but while I did call him stubborn, I didn't mean it to imply I'm not. I'm not leaving these lies, attacks and threats go no matter what some cocksucking liar thinks.
: "Now I can attribute your stupid-ass comments to your lack of intelligence," the Cocksucking Liar blustered aimlessly, "And don't ever talk to me like that again."
: Indeed. That will be the absolute last time I assume that you're even semi-rational. I will never talk to you in a manner that assumes you can actually take information in and process it.
: "If we were face to face," the Cocksucking Liar then threatened, "Lord knows you wouldn't be talking shit."
: Shows what the fuck you know.
: Does anybody really believe there are any really badass Chevy Chase fanatics? It sounds like an oxymoron to me.