Posted by TPS_report at mur-fw.cvgs.net on July 11, 2001 at 08:24:08:
In Reply to: The fun thing is, when you turn 30... posted by Johnboy on July 11, 2001 at 00:14:46:
: ...the tables turn. You have a job, money, and the single women that are left are gettin' desperate. Suddenly you're attractive to those early-to-mid-twenties women who wouldn't touch you before.
: I got a fair amount of poon in my teens to twenties, but not as much as I wanted. Now I'm a tubby bastard with a hot wife. Offhand I think if you keep on being yourself, you'll be fine.
: John
I'm gonna have to agree with John on this one! There's Something about rounding that magic three-oh.
And for chrissakes, you're still in highschool.... Listen to Dobbin, that's good advice- and then realize that for a reasonably sensitive guy like you apparently are, you're gonna flounder around for a few more years, and then wake up and quit APPEARING so desperate, and you'll find your groove. Or you'll join a Frat, start drinking alot, your "brothers" will host a rave, and you'll resort to candy flipping and Ruphynol to break the ice.
Untill then, keep the lotion handy.
Ben
--also a Tubby Bastard with a hot wife.
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