Re: some people take movies way too serious

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: : Look at what this site has to say about Dogma. It's a riot. : : http://www.capalert.com/capreports/dogmafull.htm : I like this part. : I have added in my comments. : Wanton Violence/Crime (W): : 3 roller blade punks beating an old man with hockey sticks : the same attacking/harassing a woman on the street : *****Ever been to NYC?? Happens all the time. : : fighting to control : *****More people fight in the name of God than any other reason. : : purchase of firearm to kill : ***** Firearms were invented for this reason. Would you rather he bought it off a 10 yrs. old gang member instead? : : planning mass murder : ****Hiroshima ring a bell? : : sexual threat : ***Ever been to a night club? : : order to kill : ***Ever been in the Army? Navy? AF? Marines? Happens daily. : firearm threat to head : ****Extremely effective I'd say. : : gunfire : ***Again... NYC anyone? : : demon of human feces : **** Awww.. the poopy monster.... Thanks for thowing that one in there. : : hit to face to silence : ****Extremely effective. (What do you call a bitch with 2 black eyes? A bitch who had to be told to shut up twice. Snoogans) : : threat to neck of woman with a broken bottle : ***Well she WAS sent to kill them in the first place. Seems natural to try to protect yourself. : : feeling righteous, justified and excited about attempted murder : ****Remeber the Indians that were RIGHTEOUSLY slaughtered to create the USA? : : willingness to commit suicide to end troubles : ***Well you try living in Wis. for 2000 years. : : : graphic mass death : **** Opposed to Pretty mass death???? : : exploding head : *** Yes. : decapitated body : ***yes : : falling body : ***yes : : toying with dead bodies : ***When? : hit of a woman : ***She deserved it. : : threat to kill a woman with knife to throat : ****It was a bottle and your getting repetive. : : mayhem : ***Since when is this a sin? : automatic gunfire to kill : ***Well they asked How to make a holy bar tender : : graphic injury : ***YEP : : Impudence/Hate (I)(1): : ***Impudence??? I think they can take Viagra for that. : 103 uses of the most foul of the foul words : ****You actually counted this? HAHAHA!! Get a life bro! : : 92 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary : ***HAHAHAHA! : Catholicism promotion of plenary indulgence : ***Your point? : : lie about purpose and other matters : ****HUH? : angels going out for a drink : ***News flash Jesus drank wine and hung out with prositiutes. : : pro-choice promotion : ***Good! : : facial piercing : ****Where? : thinking murder is justifiable : ****It is! Ask OJ : : stories of immorality : ***Ever been in a bar? : : : flatulence : ****Shit happens. If farting is a sin, I am fucked. : : series of "pity me because I'm black" : ****Ever heard of NAACP or Affirmitive action? : "I say we get drunk" : ****Great Idea!!! : : Sex/Homosexuality (S): : adultery : ***90% of men cheat in America. The other 10% do it in other countrys : : promotion of being gay : ****It is their choice. Intolerance. Is that what your church teaches you? : homosexual suggestions : ****See above. : : many sexual and vulgar comments : *****Try watching the ROPPONGI HAPPY HOUR!!!! YEAH!!! : sexual suggestions : ****Watch the Roppongi Happy Hour!!! : : requests for sexual performance : ****Watch the Roppongi Happy Hour!!! : : sexual conversations, talk, innuendo : ****Watch the Roppongi Happy Hour!!! : adults in underwear : ****but you would bitch if they were naked. : : vulgar exposure to show absence of genitalia; male and female : ****How can you call this vulgar? Metatron had no dick! It is like a Ken doll. : exhibitionism : ****Watch the Roppongi Happy Hour!!! : many requests for sex as payment for "good deed" : ****Watch the Roppongi Happy Hour!!! : : sexual offer : ****Watch the Roppongi Happy Hour!!! : gaping mouth and licking kissing : *****Sounds great to me.... : : repeated full rear male nudity, some from an inferior angle (upward from the feet) : ****Inferior angle? Talk about being a homo. : : staring at nudity : ****If this is a sin I am fucked : : strip dancer : ****Watch the Roppongi Happy Hour!!! : : trying to buy sex : ****Yep all the time... : repeated partial nudity : ****Sells the movie : : repeated views of a vulgar statue : ****Vulgar Statue? So your church is into censorship? : self touchings : *****It is free and it is at arm's length. If god did not want you to touch yourself he would put it in a more difficult to reach place. : man getting off commode : *****Notice that he didn't wipe his ass? : suggestive eye movement : ****This is a sin too?????? Shit! : : Drugs/Alcohol (D): : drinking : smoking : drunken revelry : smoking dope repeatedly : strip bar : "We need a LOT of drinks." : drunkenness : : *****Sounds like a regular week end for me.... What is your point? : : Offense to God (O)(2): : humankind was blamed for the "failure" of the Scriptures, implying the Scriptures are imperfect : *****They are imperfect. Read the Dead Sea scrolls. Try explaining why there are several versions of the Scriptures. : much, much smooth talk to confuse into not believing in God, to cause to question, and to counterfeit His Word : ****Free will? Is that a new concept to you? : : "...passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone." : **** Seems as if your are doing this to Mr. Smith and his fine movie. Hypocrit. : : : calling Crucifix wholly depressing : ****Depressing and scary as shit. You bitch about graphic mass murder. What do you think the Crucifixion of Christ was like? A fucking picnic? : : Buddy Christ icon; mockery of Jesus and the crucifix : ****It draws attention and focus to Jesus. Therefore is it a good thing. God is not against laughter. : : cast out "angels" trying to get back into heaven : ****wouldn't you? : "The church said it is so. God must adhere." : ****what is the point of a god that doesn't listen? : justifying homicide with "God wants it." : ****Remember the Christian Crusades? What do you call that? : "I think God is dead." : ****Have you seen him? : : demons and muse, repeatedly : ****Who is to say that they are not around us at any point? : demon worship, Satanic manifestation (forehead horns sprouting on a man) : ****that was no man. That was THE MAN Jason Lee. : : "We went through five Adams before we figured that one out." : ****Could be true. I wasn't there I don't know... : ethereal transporting : ****Pretty cool eh? Try reading some Steve Hawkins and see if you think he is a demon or a Genius. : : : "Noah was a drunk and look what he accomplished." : ****He was. : "Back in the old days God was vengeful and hot tempered." : ****He was. : : claims that Loki, the angel of death, destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, not God : ****He did the work. Were you listening to the dialog at all? : : : "Wisconsin is worse than Hell." : ***It is. : : portrayal that cast out angels can manipulate God : ****It is called a movie. Fiction. Do you watch 101 Dalmations and bitch about dogs can't really talk!!! They must be d3mons!!! : : "To Hell with Him." : ***Freedom of Speech. : claims that God has a sense of humor, thus lowering Him to human level : ****What is wrong with that? : : "When --- happened, where was God?" : ****good question that everyone asks at one point. : : : implication that we, as a people, have matured and what was sin may not now be sin : ****True. We have changed biblical laws to suit our selves. : : : "You knew Christ?" ... "Knew Him! --- --- owes me $12.00!" : : ***It is called a joke. : claim of a secret to resurrection, implying that anyone can do it : ****Fictional writing... : : : portrayal of a 13th apostle : ***Grasping at straws here aren't you. : : "You are the one who's gonna help me get some changes made in that book (the Bible) you put so much stock in (to get the 13th apostle added)." : To the 13th apostle: "You went to Heaven?" The 13th apostle: "Yer --- right I went to Heaven. That's the least He could do. Y'know, in the three years I followed His --- around Jerusalem, did I ever get laid? N-o-o-o!" : "If I were in Heaven, I wouldn't care what the Bible said." : "Folks who build faith on that message (the Gospel) are color-blind." : many statements and inferences "God's a woman." : claim that men wrote the Bible, that it is not God-breathed/inspired, who added their own "perspective" (and to fortify the claim told the viewers that since all the Apostles were men, they changed the "she" into "He." : "It (the Bible) stinks." : "It doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith." : "No denomination has nailed it yet." : portrayal of an angel chumming with a demon: "You're a true friend." : "I'm so angry with her (God)." : "One day, God just stopped listening." : "For the first time, my eyes are open." to justify evil behavior : "I ----- hate you. I HATE you." to God. : man walking on water : "It's too big." ... "That's what Jesus said." by the 13th apostle : portrayal that angel is necessary as an intermediary to talk with God : "God's a skeeball fanatic and disappears from time to time." : "He (God) has abandoned you." : portrayal that a demon can dispatch God : "It's better to have a good idea than a belief." : portrayal of God walking among man : : portrayal of God healing as a human (NOT as Jesus) : virgin pregnancy : Murder/Suicide (M)(3): : graphic murder with a hockey stick : gunfire murder (not seen but heard) : episode of multiple gunfire murders : murder by automatic gunfire : neck break murder : four murders, one by impalement, three by drowning : graphic knife murder

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