Posted by MickCollins. at dsl081-202-190.nyc1.dsl.speakeasy.net on July 06, 2001 at 15:25:12:
In Reply to: I think Chevy Chase's agent threatened me! posted by Neil on July 06, 2001 at 13:04:08:
: Ok, I emailed a post from the last board to the Cocksucking Liar. He
replied with some of his standard crap. Ordinarily, I wouldn't post a
private email, more because of the general feeling that it's wrong in the
Internet World rather than because of my personal feeling, but since I'm
pretty sure I've been threatened, I feel free to offer it to the public debate.
: The Cocksucking Liar is welcome to follow-up with my emails, if he feels
that they will somehow assist his insane case.
: "Chevy just along for the ride in Caddyshack and Three Amigos??? Holy
shit you did it again."
: Holy shit, apparently I did!
: "Chevy played a major and hiliarious role in each of those movies," the
Cocksucking Liar explained.
: Fair enough to have an opinion. It disagrees with mine.
: Well, I guess they were definitely "major" roles in the films.
: "There you go again, stating 'facts' that are totally untrue and that are
just your opinion," the Cocksucking Liar lied.
: Of course, I stated opinions that are just my opinion. That's shocking.
: I may not have given the telltale "imho" in every sentence, but here in
the real world many of us assume that is understood for better than half of
their opinion statements.
: Could you imagine, "That did was wonderful, in my opinion.", "Oh, God,
baby, that was, in my humble opinion, the best blow job ever." or "Is that
a new haircut? It looks good, in my opinion."
: It's absurd.
: "If you're not kissing Kevin's ass," the Cocksucking Liar explained,
"than I don't know what ass-kissing is."
: I'm sure there are books that can explain it.
: In this case, it's ridiculous to believe that anything I could reasonably
do would terribly successfully kiss Kevin's ass.
: Apparently, Kevin has some unpleasant personal dealings with the man and
doesn't like him as a human being. Fair enough. I don't know him.
: He also, at least like FLETCH, as he's said that the movie was what
inspired him to read the books and led him down the path to making the
movie he's going to make now. I'm not sure what his further opinions are.
: I've stated a passing admiration for some of Chevy's work and not for
others. I think most people have some similar feeling.
: Whatever.
: Then the Cocksucking Liar ordered me, "As for all this IMBD bullshit-that
means absolutely nothing. People at the board even back me on this one."
: I counted one person backing that.
: However, I reiterated that I was trying to gauge public opinion over
public familiarity and that was the best one I had available. I offered
that if he could provide a better one, I'd be tremendously interested in
seeing it.
: I went on to note that he was a hypocrite for falsely accusing me of
stating my opinions as facts when he's the one who has consistently done
this. I also called him a "lying son of a bitch" for twisting my words for
his own evil and dishonest purposes.
: And said I wasn't going to let a lying cocksucker go so easily.
: The Cocksucking Liar then took the opportunity to reply, "What? Are you
trying to scare me???"
: No. Why would I?
: "OOO you called me a lying son of a bitch!!!", the Cocksucking Liar
cooed, "Watch out!!!"
: Just call 'em like I see 'em.
: "As for your opinion on Caddyshack and Three Amigos," the Cocksucking
Liar stated, with the clear implication that his opinions were facts, "I
don't think I can correspond with someone as ignorant as you. You call me
stubborn, but you're the one that won't admit Chevy was awesome in both of
those movies."
: Lying, cocksucking hypocrite.
: "Live in your fantasy world all you want," the Cocksucking Liar
generously offered before incorrectly predicting, "You're through pissing
me off."
: One might think so, but while I did call him stubborn, I didn't mean it
to imply I'm not. I'm not leaving these lies, attacks and threats go no
matter what some cocksucking liar thinks.
: "Now I can attribute your stupid-ass comments to your lack of
intelligence," the Cocksucking Liar blustered aimlessly, "And don't ever
talk to me like that again."
: Indeed. That will be the absolute last time I assume that you're even
semi-rational. I will never talk to you in a manner that assumes you can
actually take information in and process it.
: "If we were face to face," the Cocksucking Liar then threatened, "Lord
knows you wouldn't be talking shit."
: Shows what the fuck you know.
: Does anybody really believe there are any really badass Chevy Chase
fanatics? It sounds like an oxymoron to me.