Pssst... Cocksucking Liar! Check it out!

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: It's one or two sentences that you wrote, followed by one to maybe four, more likely two or three sentences, in reply. : It's all broken down into simple direct, point-for-point discussion. It's not too complicated, but I can try to break it into one and two syllable words for you, if that'd help. : : … oh, that's right, you're a slavish Chevy Chase fan. You don't have one. : : Damn! : : Just to straighten up any confusion -- : : : : : OK. This is getting way out of hand. I post and about 100 people start bitching and moaning. : : I think you're ignoring the tone of your original post here. : : : Some fuck named Neil writes me a 3 page e-mail every hour on the hour. : : I may have accidentally sent you two emails in the first place, but since then I haven't sent a single email that wasn't a reply to yours. : : See about the lying thing? : : That wasn't just an exaggeration, which would have been ok, it also implied that I was sending emails over the top of the ones you send. I put more care into actually reading what you say and replying to the specific points you bring up. That makes them longer. : : You, on the other hand, write two sentences speculating about me being a "pussy", which requires considerably less thought and attention to the events that have led up to the email. : : : He includes so much bullshit that I can't bring myself to read the whole thing. : : I have not included a single word of bullshit, while you have provided very little else. : : : He's talking about a "war" being on. What the hell, dude? : : Fuck, man! This is hysterical! : : I haven't gotten into a row with someone even half as stupid as you in years. I am having SO MUCH FUCKING FUN, you wouldn't believe it! : : : Anyway, here's my original beef: : : 'kay… I thought we already heard this. : : : There were talks of doing Flecth 3. I know that Kevin was the reason. I know that Kevin wanted Chase. : : Yep. : : : I know that Kevin and Chevy met for lunch one day and and discussed it. : : That's in both versions of the story, so one is forced to believe it's probably true. : : : Here's where it gets a little iffy. : : Yep. : : : Smith said Chase was being an asshole. : : This is true. : : : As I stated before, SMITH IS NOT GOD. : : This is also true. : : : Chevy says that Smith said he'd get to it after the picture he was working on. Smith never got back to Chevy. Now, how can't you see that Chevy and his fans are pissed about that? : : Is Chevy God? : : : The guy says he'll do it, then never calls back. : : According to Chevy, who I didn't understand to be God, but perhaps I missed that part. : : : Holy shit, if I were Chevy, I'd fucking kill him. : : Is this the part where we're supposed to go, "Oh, well, if he's a murderous psychopath, then he must have a point!"? : : : Chevy was waiting. Smith fucked him over. : : Again, according to Chevy. Have you read the full account of Kevin's version? : : : As for this Fletch Won coming out: I never said Chase should be Fletch. I NEVER said that. I said that Chase WILL ALWAYS BE FLETCH. : : Ah… That's a fascinating assertion. : : : That's why I wanted a Fletch 3 instead of Fletch Won. Chase got fucked, that's the bottom line here. Most of you guys are too far up Smith's ass to see that. : : Maybe so, but it certainly seems from your version of things – just in this post – that you are too far up Chase's ass to see the whole picture yourself. : : Perhaps you can explain more clearly why a person shouldn't perceive that to be the case. : : : In closing, I just want to say that I don't appreciate all the hate e-mails and posts calling me childish names. : : Damn! I know I personally was GOING FOR some serious appreciation! Why do I bother. : : Oh, no… That's right… : : Now, I know there was childish name calling before I joined, but I honestly didn't call you names first. I have taken to calling you "the Cocksucking Liar", but that was specific reaction to, well, you lying… about me and what I said. : : : I admit, I retaliated with some name-calling of my own. : : With me, you were first to call names. I am linking my first post on the subject below. The worst thing I said was "Get real!" : : To which you said I implied that I had stated that I said that in my opinion was that "any of Smith's movies are better than Caddyshack", which I did not say, and that because of this I "know absolutley nothing about anything.", and that "Now I know that when I read a post from you to disregard it because you are not very smart." : : That was all false and completely uncalled for, and still the worst I said was "Fuck you for lying about it…" : : Your next post up the board you even allude to my post again, dishonestly stating that "I even had one dumbass tell me that Dogma is better than Caddyshack." : : At that point, you were screwing with wrong guy. I could have these kinds of fights all day. : : : But you know what they say, sometimes you get drawn down to the level of your rival. : : I know exactly what you mean. Although that was me, not you. : : You seem to have a terrible problem confusing us. I'm not sure what that's about. : : : Somebody please talk to that Neil guy. Ask him why he blows things way out of proportion. : : I guess the giggling doesn't come over in text format, but jeez! Get over yourself. : : You threatened me first, punk, and don't forget it. : : Oh, right, you always confuse which of us did which. : : : Grow up, buddy. : : Totally grown up. Thanks. : : Hope never to get to old to fuck with my lessers, though.

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