When will you post the funny part? *nt*


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Posted by WickedChicken at client52003.atl.mediaone.net on July 07, 2001 at 12:44:39:

In Reply to: Please read!!! You WILL laugh your ass off posted by Crusty on July 07, 2001 at 10:49:20:

: For about 2 weeks just after I finished my GCSE's I have been writing a film, I am only on my second scene and well I do not think it is very good but I am going to post it any way please tell me what you think about it and do not beat around the bush. Please if you want to buy the whole thing off of me then a small charge of 1 million pounds should do quite nicely.
: The film will be called JUNKOLOGY

: This scene is set at heffeners house which is his place of work because he and Drake are drug Dealers
: The time is 1:00
: Heffener id the H, Drake is the D.

: hear Knocks at the door

: H: What, Its one in the Fucking morning.

: D: I thought you would be awake. Business is supposed to open in half an hour.

: H: Well what the fuck do you want?

: D: Just seeing if you wanted to go out before work.

: H: Suppose, can we go tothat shop on the corner.

: D: No, not with you, not after what happened last time.

: H: well what do you expect, if you have got it flaunt it.

: D: I think that saying dosent count in this case, when you have jst brought some porn and shout "ive got porn" at the top of your fucking voice.

: H: When I was youngI wanted to be the local smut dealer but I thought I would be to engrosed in my work. If you know what I mean.

: D: I see the effect a nickname has on a person.

: H: That it leads them to deviant lifestyles.

: D: No. in your case it made you buy porn.

: H: I was called Heffener after I brought porn.

: D: The only reason was because you were 15.

: H: And. I think porn should be sold to those who want it.

: D: And need it. So why are you so fucking tired.

: H: I had a heavy night.
: D: What did you do get stoned and knock some guy out.

: H: No much worse, I had a threesome.

: D: What with another guy?

: H: what do you think I am a sick prick. Havent you seen any movies. I just couldnt stand a guy on the other end. Makes me sick. When Guys come they make the worst faces, makes me want to chop my cock off.

: D: You know haw unlikley it is that the Heffener! who uses his cock in the most illustrious places, would decapatate his man hood in an attempt to prove he dosent like the face he makes when he shoots his load.

: H: Not dosent like wouldnt have. Any way I think it would be fun to have a stump. I bet there is even a fetish for that shit.

: D: Well now you mention it, you are a sick prick. this threesome was it good?

: H: Yea two girl friends in the same bed "Having fun"

: D: both of them. You must have earnt that. So why was it so bad.

: H: well after sex, the girls talked and I slept. It is the way is it. So they end up talking about their relationship with me, and then its over.

: D: Did'nt I tell you it was a bad Idea.

: H: What?

: D: Having two girls at once.

: H: Well having two girls is exilerating to say the least.

: D: You know what I ment.

: H: Yea but mocking the weak is my job.

: D: Well talking of your job, your first customer is here.
: END SCENE

: If the spelling is a little fucked I do apologise. And being english some of the wores might be different like ARSE and ASS. Thanks for reading it




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