Posted by DoctorWho8 at gru253.peoria.il.dial.flink.com on July 08, 2001 at 03:24:05:
...Well, not in a gay way but in an admirable and compassionate way. I've spent Saturday viewing the Mallrats and Dogma DVD commentary with the video snipts of everyone talking as the movie plays, and I can definately say I have the utmost respect for you as a film maker, a writer, and as an all around person. All your movies and the Clerks/Jay and Silent Bob comic books have all clicked with me and have made a big impression on me (yes, even Mallrats, which isn't bad at all). I've been pondering the idea of going to the Chicago comic con to see you and Sir Jason Mewes in person and offer you gentlemen authentic British Jellybabies. Also, a couple friends/bandmates have been throwing the idea of making an exodus to Red Bank and paying a visit to The Stash and other site in the Red Bank area. So I leave this compliment here for you to read and extremely look forward to seeing Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and your future projects. If I only had one critisism, it would be you need to make more films. Good day my good man.
Have a Jellybaby and don't forget to brush your teeth,
Bill "the Doctor" Rudloff
P.S. To any crackerjacks who plan on flaming me for this very complimentary diatribe, you can go to hell and get butt-humped by Satan, you facist pig-dogs, you. Hoo ha!