Posted by Willatron at dial-49.r5.gabrlt.infoave.net on July 09, 2001 at 12:04:01:
In Reply to: Ok, I know this has been asked before but… posted by 3rd technician David Lister on July 09, 2001 at 11:43:59:
No,no,no! He was a general in the great Fried peanut butter&banana sandwich/ fried chicken war. The FPBBS and FC had been at war for millions of years. They were from the planet Fridge-a-tron, although their original forms were that of fondue and caviar, respectively. They were involved in a space battle and ended up crash-landing on earth, where they remained in suspended animation until a long-dormant volcano awoke them. They decided to adopt their forms to more appropriate food stuffs for the area where they landed... Memphis, Tennesee. The FPBBSs ended up recruiting a young Elvis who would one day be a great leader in their army against the FC. A great leader who would one day be...A king.