Posted by That Kid with the Helmet at ac8907e2.ipt.aol.com on July 09, 2001 at 17:17:05:
In Reply to: Re: Are you or have you ever been.....A Clerk??? posted by Mister Smosh on July 09, 2001 at 14:35:34:
: The best revenge story I have is about this rich ass yuppie couple who came in for potting soil. I worked in the Patio department during the summer and it was hell. Especially in the swealtering heat and it being busy as all hell. One Weekend day, this couple comes in and starts bitching about everything, about how long they had to wait in line, waiting to ring them up, waiting for us to load 10 bags of 40 lb. potting soil into their JAGUAR. Anyway, I had enough when the woman yuppie told me that it'd be my ass if I ruined her SUEDE interior in her TRUNK. Well, I just had to rip open the bottom of the first three bags so that her SUEDE would be ruined. I felt better after that.
Man, I salute you for doing that...particularly since two of the things I hated during my supermarket job were yuppie customers and having to lift humungous bags of mulch.