Re: Fun story about stupid people

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Posted by Skunkape at on August 07, 2001 at 15:35:39:

In Reply to: Fun story about stupid people posted by BrianLynch on August 07, 2001 at 15:26:31:

: So I was on line at the local CD/DVD store waiting to buy the JAY AND SILENT BOB soundtrack (along with a copy of Alternative Press, because I like to keep it real), and this big jock dude and his girlfriend were in front of me. He was making fun of her real rude-like about her taste in music, and she put up with it like a meek little lady.

: Anyway, he noticed I had the soundtrack in my hand and he said "you're buying THAT?" And scoffed. Keep in mind, this idiot was drooling over the Bon Jovi display they had in the store earlier, and instead of informing him that Bon Jovi was on the soundtrack, I nodded. He said "why?"

: I shrugged. Why WOULD one buy a soundtrack? They like the neat way the studio compresses the movie poster into square format on the front of the CD case?

: So the dude turns to his lady and said, I swear to God, "I read that movie hates homos".

: I read that movie hates homos.

: I read that movie hates homos.

: Lots of things wrong with that, let's run down the list, shall we?

: The dude READS. Sure.

: The MOVIE hates homos. Not the film makers, but the MOVIE. The living breathing entity that hates "homos".

: He obviously had a problem with the fact that this magical being hates homosexuals, but doesn't mind using the word "homos" to refer to them.

: Anyway, I laughed. Alot. Tried to hold it in, but come'n. I just started laughing. He looked at me like I was making fun of him, but I waved him away. His girlfriend even laughed. She didn't know why, but she laughed.

: So I bought the album and it's awesome. And I asked the CD whether or not it hated the homos like it's big brother the movie and it said "no". So you're free to buy it.

Good, I was worried for a sec, I never buy Homaphobic Products, I had to toss me TV becasue I whould turn when I tried to watch Will and Grace....

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