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Posted by RaeRae at 5.hartford-01rh16rt.ct.dial-access.att.net on August 07, 2001 at 00:26:43:

In Reply to: Kevin got Fined posted by MemoX33RTY on August 06, 2001 at 20:05:54:

I don't post often but I couldn't let this one get by.

Hey, Mr. Brilliant -
Do you know anyone who is left-handed? Guess what? They're in the same league as the cloth mixers, and the shellfish eaters, and the cheeseburger eaters, and the people who do things on Saturday. Yes it IS Saturday. Ever notice how many languages' words for Saturday sound a heck of a lot like "Sabbath?"
Ask any Old Testament Scholar and they'll tell you that the entire point of the Old Testament (which by the way is called the Tanakh by those in the know)is INTERPRETATION. The whole thing is open to interpretation.
So to all you lefthanded, bacon cheeseburger with a side of shrimp fried rice eating, Cotton Poly blend wearing people, I'm sorry to inform you that you're going to hell. Wait, hold on, THERE IS NO HELL in the Tanakh! And you don't even have to love your neighbor! You just have to treat him the way you'd like to be treated!
By the way I'd like to add in that I'm a Jew who loves cheeseburgers and shellfish, I work (at a clothing store which sells polyester blends) and go shopping often on Saturdays, and I'm not only of the Tribe of the Priests, but I'm not a virgin. Oh and I lost said Virginity to a gentile. So by all accounts I should be "bludgeoned to death by fucking rocks." I love my religion. I'll see you all in Heaven. Yes, I will.


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