Looks like someone stepped on Yoda's bag nt

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Posted by Silverking at on August 07, 2001 at 12:44:55:

In Reply to: Attack of The Clones-I CAN SEE IT NOW!! posted by dabigsnoogan on August 07, 2001 at 12:33:08:

: In the first scene we will see teenage Anakin trying to deal with his new force given powers. He will feel sad and unsure and he will be pouting. For some inexplicable reason, Jar Jar will appear and trip over something and make it all right. Later on in the film when The Jedi and the Mandalorian do battle, Jango Fett (Boba's father) will accidentally bite the big one at the hands of a blinded Jedi(I ain't tellin who)and then will die a screaming bitch death that will leave a lasting impression on the younger Fett. At that moment Jar Jar will come in and trip over something to lighten the mood. Anakins feelings will grow stronger for Amidala as the film progresses and he develops a way to score with chicks by using the force. As he is about to bring Amidala to the first raging O in Star Wars history, Jar Jar comes in and breaks his concentration causing Anakin to make the queen double over in hysterical laughter giving him a complex and starting his downward spiral towards the dark side. Ships fly around and rick baker mails in a few good rubber masks...blah...blah...to the f---ing blah. Cut ecreatures blah...blah...blah. Jar Jar is really Marlon Wayans...Then a BIG light saber fight and sombody dies. Jar Jar cries and then trips over something.


: Stay tuned for the next poorly named/written movie.

: I just saved you guys $10! I know, don't thank me all at once.

: I'm a fuckin' prophet!

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