Posted by erran at meta1-d-hfc-0251-40e895aa.rdc1.la.coxatwork.com on August 08, 2001 at 11:32:11:
In Reply to: I figured it out. posted by GLaadBag on August 08, 2001 at 11:21:31:
Geez...here's the rant. It is mildly amusing. I found it easily, it is called the PAGE DOWN key...or maybe you should get one of those Bill Gates' clit mouses with the WHEEL ON IT!!!! Sorry, that was the the rant. Here's the rant....
I mean Kevin ranting about how everybody is against him. Everyone stole my ideas. BLAH BLAH BLAh. Jay was a childhood kid I knew. Not a friend mind you just a guy that sold me weed. BLAH BLAH BLAH. I dated Joey Lauren Adams. Blah Blah Blah. I knew Ben Affleck when he was Benjamin Affleck and sober. Blah Blah Blah. I worked with some flunky wanna be filmaker named Vincent at the dick stop.... oops was that homophobic. Blah Blah Blah. I steal everything from others actually have you seen Animal House, Road TRip, Star Wars, The Player, any cheech and chong? Well you have seen the new flick. Blah Blah Blah. Did you know that PTA is not the Parent Teacher Association.Blah Blah Blah. I have a web board. People kiss lots of ass there. My ego loves it. Blah Blah Blah. Disney hates me because I put out controversial flicks. Someone said they where family friendly but did you see fantasia. Lynch says it was trippy. Blah Blah Blah. I had the idea for Edward Scissorhands in Clerks I put a roach clip in each one of Jays hands and he danced around. Blah Blah Blah. MY next flicks will be in a new place called Los Angeles with characters like Bunky, Brokie, Ray and Silent Bill, and Lefives. Blah Blah Blah. I like dick jokes and fart jokes but when I am called on the effect it has on others I say how dare you. Blah Blah Blah. Did you notice there are 37 pictures in this book. I am going for the guiness record for most drawn out movie reference. Blah Blah Blah Blah. J&SBSB is the last jay and bob live action motion picture but they will return in comics, animated movies, made for tv movies, web comics, ANP, billboards, nike commercials, high times comics, SE of all the rest of my movies that I do just for intros though, milk cartons, and all of the old swag we have left of the stash after we franchise the Mooby thing. Blah Blah Blah. I am an independent filmaker but I am working with four different studios to make my next flick that I am getting 40 Million to direct. Independent=fart jokes. Blah Blah Blah.
Yeah it will be great I can not wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would love to do liner notes.
Say goodbye to this becuase it will be deleted and I will need a new screenname.
BTW, I love John Favreau & Kev, I have no problem with Tim Burton, I wish GLAAD would pick fights with their "real" enemies, and if Ben Affleck were here, I'd probably drink a beer in front of him.