Posted by TCioletti at 209-166-28-151.client.dsl.net on August 08, 2001 at 12:41:44:
In Reply to: Re: Lucas vs. Smith posted by erran on August 08, 2001 at 12:36:26:
: : George Lucas vs. Kevin Smith in a celebrity death match, who would win?
: Lucas, since Kev would tag up Jay, and George would tag up Chewbakka. So the real question is, how bad would Chewie pretzelize Jay?
Oh no doubt Jay would be mangled by Chewie, but Kevin would turn into Silent Bob and pull out a lightsaber constructed from a vibrator and a cell phone and cut chewbacca in half. now that its Lucas and Kevin in a sabre duel, who wins? The over the hill master, or the young agile apprentice? (im not sure about the agile part lol)