Posted by Typical Viewaskew Board Poster at 64.124.150.139 on August 08, 2001 at 13:36:03:
In Reply to: big pile of... posted by jediknightxxxxxx on August 08, 2001 at 13:28:09:
: since anything i say will be ridiculed, i will now just state facts. last night my dog took a big shit on the kitchen floor, must have been like 2 lbs of shit.
STRAIGHT FORWARD, TO THE POINT AND HE SHARED A STORY THAT NOT ONLY MADE ME LAUGH, BUT MADE ME SHED A LITTLE WETTIE IN MY UNDEROOS. GIVE THIS MAN A FUCKING GOLD STAR, SCREW THAT, GIVE HIM A MAZDA MIATA, KEVIN! I CAN SMELL THAT SHIT COOKING NOW TOO. ROLL IT UP, PUT IT IN A PHATTY AND SHARE IT WITH THE BOARD!! JAY WILL COME BY, ASK HOW TO BEAT DONKEY KONG ON THE FITH LEVEL OF THE ATARI 2600 VERSION AND THEN HE WILL SAY NOOTCH AND TAKE A BIG HIT AND SEE WHAT MARIO IS REALLY PACKING! A BIG STONER BONER!! DUDE, LOOK AT HIS SCHLONG, ITS SHAPED LIKE A HAMMER!!
THIS IS THE VA BOARD! AND I FUCKING LOVE IT. NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE KEVIN AND NOT AS MUCH AS I HATE MICKEY MOUSE. BUT SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN.