Posted by Typical Viewaskew Board Poster at 216.104.228.155 on August 08, 2001 at 13:52:54:
In Reply to: Chasing Apey posted by Boba Phatt on August 08, 2001 at 13:35:55:
: I just wanted to know what it felt like for Jason Lee to work with one of the greatest actors of our time - David Shwimmer (aka Ross), in that dating movie. Shwimmer is God, indeed.
WAS THIS SHWIMMER IN THE APES MOVIE WITH TIMOTHY I AM GOTH BURTON? I THINK HE PLAYED GAY APE NUMBER 7. LISTEN, THESE ARE THE RULES.
1. KEVIN NO LIKE THE BURTON, YOU KNOW LIKE THE BURTON.
2. KEVIN DOES NOT LIKE DAVID SWCHINN OR WHATEVER HIS FUCKING NAME IS, I HEARD HIM SAYING IT WHEN HE WAS SCRAPING AWAY THOSE FUCKING DINGLEBERRIES THAT HE HATES SO MUCH. SO YOU CAN NOT LIKE HIM ANYMORE, GIVE UP YER GOLF CLUBS AS HE DOESNT LIKE SUNSHINE EITHER!!!!
3. JASON LEE WILL NOT RESPOND TO YOU UNLESS YOU ARE A SCIENTOLOGIST. SEND HIM A PHOTO COPY OF YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD AND A PICTORE OF YOUR BILLION DOLLARS.
4. PLAYDOUGH, WHILE IT CAN BE MADE TO LOOK LIKE FOOD, IS NOT FOOD AND YOU SHOULD NEVER FUCKING EAT IT, BRAINIAC. AND KEVIN IS NOTORIOUS FOR SAYING THAT PLAYDOUGH IS FOR HOMOS WHO CHUG IT.
9. I AM COOL FOR MAKING A SUPERMAN REFERENCE IN RULE NUMBER 43 CUZ KEVIN SMITH WROTE SUPERMAN AND THAT FRUITY LOOP OF A LOOPY LOOP BUR-TON SAID ME NO LIKEY SCRIPT ME MAKE SUPERMAN WHERE HE WEARS A COWEL AND SAY SHIT LIKE TELL YOUR FREINDS ABOUT ME. CHANGE LOIS' NAME TO ROBIN AND DREESED HER IN RED AND YELLOW TIGHTS AND MAKE MOVIE OF BAT ER SUPERMAN DOING LOIS' ER ROBIN, IN THE BATHROOM AT THE WAYNE MANOR ER DAILY BUGLE FOR 1 HOUR 35 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!! YOU GO AWAY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MAKE ME ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN YOUR BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!