Posted by Pete and Pete at 65.194.209.201 on August 18, 2001 at 22:35:39:
Where’s my Motherfucking movie check? Yup where’s my
Motherfucking movie check indeed!
I have to tell everyone I just got home from the sneak preview of
J&SSB and I am fucking pissed. I feel like I am in a trance! I arrived at
my lovely suburban Detroit theatre and as a likeminded movie going
patron should I purchased my tickets as suggested per View Askew,
in advance. Well as suspected it was packed, so where I would
usually sit toward the front rows I was forced to sit in the upper decks
per say. All was well and I got through the fucking annoying
commercials, No previews I mean FORD car commercials and
shampoo so don’t get me started on that, and then began the show.
Great here we go for the windup, there I am laughing my fat ass off
when I hear “Where’s our Motherfucking movie check” when the guy
in front of me yells at his Bitch girlfriend because she has been
begging his lazy ass to go get more Soda from the never-ending
fountain of Sugar Bliss. Not too loud as to disrupt the whole theatre
but for us in the immediate vicinity it was pretty clear that he wasn’t
going to get up and refill the damn thing. After two more times of
getting blasted with the old “get it your fucking self “ I being the worlds
largest ASS decide to say “could you keep it down?” Well as pissed
as he was he decided to turn around and tell me to fuck off and mind
my own business and stood up and tried to call me out as he put it.
Well I just sat there with my mouth open and ready for someone to
insert my foot or as some might put waiting for someone to insert a
nice pole sausage. Anyway I told him that I just wanted to watch the
movie with my friends as well as most other people who paid money
to see this flik. Well he then proceeded to berate me with insults, so I
finaly cautiously stood up and told him to “Fuck OFF” too. What an
asshole I am!
He told me that he would kick my ass! I thought I was a goner but he
left! He just left! Took his bitch girlfriend and bailed out. I can only
imagine that he was a convict out to see the show or a wanted man
for crimes unknown. I just couldn’t believe it. My balls were fucking
hiding in my stomach! You pussies! Anyway that’s my story so if you
want to see a really great movie and possibly get your ass kicked
then come to Detroit and see J&SSB. Thanks a lot View Askew for a
great flick but you fat bastards owe me a new movie ticket as well as
new set of Cahones!
I know I will be there come next Friday.
AGAIN!!! This movie fucking ROCKS.
Pete&Pete
Chowderhead