Posted by Hooper at ppp-25.rb6.exit109.com on August 18, 2001 at 23:22:27:
In Reply to: Kevin Smith a sellout. posted by Loudawg76 on August 18, 2001 at 23:06:10:
or maybe that's what your hoping for, you cocksmoking poster!
: Really though,
: 1. Will Ferrell is not funny. His character was stupid.
: 2. Scooby Doo, Scream references/scenes? Totally unfunny.
: 3. The Jewel Theives and Orangutan subplot was super lame.
: 4. Chris Rock was completely unfunny and his lines were plain bad. The audience sensed this as well, everyone was silent.
: 5. Jon Stewart is never funny; how many times can CLIT be funny? Enough already. He's the master of the CLIT. Yes, he works the CLIT. Snooze-fest.
: 6. Characters looking at the audience not once, not twice, not three times, but FOUR TIMES!
: 7. The movie was edited together as badly as Superman IV, with chunks missing. You could tell easily. Yet the film was way too long.
: But, the film did have several cool things.
: 1. The first 15 minutes was hilarious.
: 2. The last 15 minutes was hilarious.
: 3. Hey kids, it's Mark Hamill!
: 4. Morris Day & The Time.
: 5. Quick Stop.
: 6. The Hitchhiker's Bible.
: This movie is fair at best. I will see it again Friday, though, hopefully I won't have to take a major piss halfway through. IF I was forced to give this movie a thumbs up or thumbs down, it would get a thumbs down :(. And that "Chaka" stuff was pitiful.
: Lou