Posted by Fielding Mellish at 1cust105.tnt10.wilkes-barre.pa.da.uu.net on August 19, 2001 at 00:41:09:
Dear Kevin Smith
Hey there Kevin Smith. I was currently in Edwardsville, PA. In the local theater, The Gateway, there was a sneak preview of your latest movie. Across the street from said theater is a restaurant. I was in that restaurant and thought I saw you. Maybe you were at The Gateway checking audience response. Pennsylvania isn't that far from New Jersey, I once drove to it.
So my question is: Were you in Jim Dandy's? Cause if you were, I didn't get to talk to you. We should have met each other, so you owe me a dinner.
BTW, you should be ashamed of yourself for fighting Curse of the Jade Scorpion at the box office. Woody Allen is a cultural icon.