Posted by callowharbinger at aca2ec5c.ipt.aol.com on August 19, 2001 at 02:20:03:
To anyone who gives a shit,
Ah, the Bible belt. Hard to beleive there was a JASB sneak preview here. I leave for Los Angeles to go to college in 2 days and my final send off was to go see an unadvertised Sneak Preview of Jay and Silent Bob at Hamilton Place Mall here in my hometown of Chattanooga TN. I was surprised to see the theater almost full. And you could tell the people in attendance were true VA fans. Not many Chattanoogans have t-shirts without Nascar logos or button down shirts that aren't bright yellow and shiny with grease coating their hair. Not people that frequent the mall area anyway. I knew for sure that this was a true group of loyal fans when Randal and Dante showed up and the crowed started applauding. Nobody ever applaudes in a Chattanooga theater, but today was an exception. The movie was great and I've never seen a film in a theater in this area of the country get as great a reaction as I saw tonight. I have no complaints about the film except I was really hoping to hear some utterance of "hemaphroditic porn" out of the prophetic mouth of Randall Graves and hoping to see more Jason Lee (Who doesn't love that guy?) I also would have loved to see Carrie Fishers "hairy bush" but my fellow askew fan agreed the movie was a blast to watch, and Jason Mewes' acting has improved immensly since Mallrats (which I love). Everyone loved it and most stayed till the very end of the credits. I hope this positively foreshadows what is to come with this final Chapter of the Jersey Chronicles. Kevin proves to us all that self improvement truly is masterbation.
Apple Sauce,
Andy