Posted by Scott at ool-18be7168.dyn.optonline.net on August 19, 2001 at 10:40:10:
In Reply to: Vincent or any staff please read posted by ny2oz on August 19, 2001 at 09:19:10:
Mr. Lucas I know you’re busy but I have an important question to ask of you. I’ve heard (on the DL) that you’re penis is very short and that’s why frame 99783 in the re-release of ‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ Luke winks his left eye and not his right. My “contact” has told me that this was your way of lending support to all of us (penis length challenged) fans. Oh and hey George I understand that this is confidential information so you can just email your reply to me (my address below) or if you’re in the area feel free to stop by and tell me in person.
Your secrets is safe with me,
Jimmy Dumbass
dumbass@fool.com