Posted by Snootch2TheNootch at spider-mtc-tj043.proxy.aol.com on August 19, 2001 at 12:41:42:
With the endind of Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back floating in my mind, I've come the realization...
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE END OF THE JERSEY SERIES!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!
These guys became part of my life considering the fact that I lived in NJ for 13 years of my miserable life and everything has been wrapped around the humble exploitation of this pretty damn lame state. And now that you have ended the series, (which everyone here, I think, hopes that will be untrue) I'm stuck in limbo on what to cling onto as reality. Angst movies and Jersey flicks filled my life and when the two clicked together it was heaven, now I have to only wait until Kevin breaks down and realizes that Jay & Silent Bob HAVE to come back again.
I mean without the two super-stoners hanging outside the Quick Stop (damn restraining order, damn Randall... you fuck!) what will us Jersey-ites have to brag about? Great Adventure? (Fuckin' tickets at fuckin' $48.95 a piece... BULL SHIT... nootch)
I'll keep crying... (unless the whole Jason Lee, Kevin Smith, and FLETCH marriage happens) until the DVD's come out and you make a fuckin' box set with EVERY fuckin' scene from every movie that didn't make it into the final... I wanna see a freakin' 17 hour run of pure Jersey-ness.
All right. I'm calm. I won't "Dennis Leary" on your asses. Besides... I don't smoke.
Please don't sue my band.
Thank you.
Peace out and,
SNOOTCH TO THE MOTHER FUCKIN' NOOTCH!