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Posted by SuzanneNeedsADoobieSnack at spider-mtc-tg063.proxy.aol.com on August 19, 2001 at 14:15:52:

You know, last night was the best night of my life. I happened to be driving by the theatre in the big fancy city-type thing to the south of my home, and lo-and-behold, shining down upon me like some beautiful creation of... of... Red Bank, New Jersey, were the words "Catch the Sneak Preview of Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, Tonight at 7:30!" Inspired, awed, drooling, I slammed on my brakes and caused some jerkweed to careen into a tree as I drove up to the window and demanded tickets.
I hold now in my hands the framed ticket stub of my most favorite characters to hit the big screen since my ten year petition of Stan Lee was honored by the release of the X-Men.
With that, and my hour long wait in line, I would like to say, All Hail Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, and Stan Lee.
And Harley Quinn Smith. She was so cute as Baby Bob! That got a huge "AAWW!!" out of me.
When Kevin Smith did the Talking During Clerks special on IFC, he said to watch the movie, I would at get my money's worth if I at least saw the matinee. Had I paid for the ticket with a solid gold bust of Buddy Christ, I would have gotten more than my money's worth in the movie. I was in tears when it was over, because, as I've read, it IS over, and there will never be another Jay and Silent Bob... No Dogma, no Clerks, no Scream 3...
Yeah, that was awesome, the Scream 3 cameo... Made me choke on my soda.
So now, after everything is said and done...
What am I going to do now except go to college and hang about in front of the Quick Stop in my neighborhood?? Will I begin my petition to get another movie made, this time, detailing Jay and Silent Bob's desperate attempt to get Jay to the wedding on the other side of the U.S. after the bachelor party, in which Seredipity happens to be the stripper? Will Silent Bob end up with the last scion or Suzanne the Orangutan!? Will Dante ever find a better job or get a raise?!? Or will Holden and the lesbian lady of his dreams ever get back together?
Thats what FanFic is for, I suppose...

Thanks for everything, guys.
Snoogins!

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: You know, last night was the best night of my life. I happened to be driving by the theatre in the big fancy city-type thing to the south of my home, and lo-and-behold, shining down upon me like some beautiful creation of... of... Red Bank, New Jersey, were the words "Catch the Sneak Preview of Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, Tonight at 7:30!" Inspired, awed, drooling, I slammed on my brakes and caused some jerkweed to careen into a tree as I drove up to the window and demanded tickets. : I hold now in my hands the framed ticket stub of my most favorite characters to hit the big screen since my ten year petition of Stan Lee was honored by the release of the X-Men. : With that, and my hour long wait in line, I would like to say, All Hail Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes, and Stan Lee. : And Harley Quinn Smith. She was so cute as Baby Bob! That got a huge "AAWW!!" out of me. : When Kevin Smith did the Talking During Clerks special on IFC, he said to watch the movie, I would at get my money's worth if I at least saw the matinee. Had I paid for the ticket with a solid gold bust of Buddy Christ, I would have gotten more than my money's worth in the movie. I was in tears when it was over, because, as I've read, it IS over, and there will never be another Jay and Silent Bob... No Dogma, no Clerks, no Scream 3... : Yeah, that was awesome, the Scream 3 cameo... Made me choke on my soda. : So now, after everything is said and done... : What am I going to do now except go to college and hang about in front of the Quick Stop in my neighborhood?? Will I begin my petition to get another movie made, this time, detailing Jay and Silent Bob's desperate attempt to get Jay to the wedding on the other side of the U.S. after the bachelor party, in which Seredipity happens to be the stripper? Will Silent Bob end up with the last scion or Suzanne the Orangutan!? Will Dante ever find a better job or get a raise?!? Or will Holden and the lesbian lady of his dreams ever get back together? : Thats what FanFic is for, I suppose... : Thanks for everything, guys. : Snoogins!

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