Posted by Buy Knock You Lars at spider-mtc-th074.proxy.aol.com on August 24, 2001 at 20:15:47:
I could write the most brillinat philisophical statement in the history of mankind and it would get read twice, but Brian comes on this thing and says "zoinks" and Thousands of people come out from the hills and out of caves to respond. The masses pay homage. The Earth shakes and there are floods and tidal waves. Mountains crumble into the sea and for a moment God -HIMSELF- stops to ponder it's inner meaning. I, for one, am fed up with you people's obsession with celebrity. Listen to what I have to say or I'll get really mad. Or maybe I missed something. Well, there's no maybe about it. I seem to have missed something really important. I apologize and retract my previous statement.
And Brian, get a real job.
No, you probably do have a real job. I aplologize once again. I guess I got a little worked up.