Posted by GuyWithScaffolding at 78.san-diego-03-04rs.ca.dial-access.att.net on August 24, 2001 at 22:14:26:
Yo listen, say what you want about the back doors of the not-so-rich and almost-famous, but it's my understanding that Jay and Silent Bob don't have stupid asses at all (see below). In fact, I hear Bob's uncommonly intelligent posterior fell just short of passing the bar to become a lawyer in New Jersey twice, and that Bob was actually talking out of it during the "legal expertise" scene in the new flick. SHA-BOOTCH!
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