Posted by Silent Bob Wannabe at trj61.travel-net.com on August 24, 2001 at 23:23:56:
JASBSB FUCKIN' ROCKED!
CONGRATS KEV! I hope you make a lot off of it.
Oh By the way...
For those of you who taunted me for my post a couple of months ago, In which I suggested the flick should start with "A Long time ago in front of a convience store far far away". HA HA HA FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU AND THE HORSES YOU RODE IN ON!!! SUCK MY BIG FAT COCK YOU MOTHER FUCKIN' CUNTRAGS!!!!!!!!!
.......... well now that I got that out of my system.
I have a few reviews for you from north of the border.
That's right I'm CANADIAN! (No we DON'T try to kill rain despite what Leonardo Leonardo says.)
Any way here they are
The Ottawa Citizen ** (The Cocksmoker who reviewed it pans everything... except episode 1.....for some reason.)
The Ottawa Sun * 1/2 ( this paper is written at the 3rd grade level. So most of the people who read it won't understand half the words you use in your scripts... or only want to gawk at the "Sunshine Girl")
The Xpress wrote a bad review but in the "What's Playing" section the describe the flick as "A Pant pissingly funny movie!"
And the Toronto star gave **
I would'nt worry what these Canuckle Heads think though.
We would'nt know a good movie if it bit us in the ass.
Hell, "Legally Blonde" was number 1 here of a while.... God only knows why.
I thought it kicked ass and everyone else I know who saw it thinks so too.
So FUCK CRITICS CUZ THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT!!!
"JAY AND SILENT BOB HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING."
Nootch!