Posted by Neil at 209.245.186.248 on August 23, 2001 at 19:37:06:
In Reply to: a poem (any one who makes fun of it can fuck off) posted by Strawberry Solo on August 23, 2001 at 19:33:28:
: An Ode to Kevin Smith
: A Kevin Smith movie will make you laugh till you cry
: There will be dick and fart jokes and someone will die
: He was a real hit at Canns with his debut Clerks
: He likes to wear Converse and zip up sweatshirts
: Kevin loves Jaws John Hughes and Batman
: But over all he’s a George Lucas fan
: He thought that Mallrats would be a huge hit
: But was sadly disappointed when critics called it shit
: He writes about closet homosexuals who do their best to hide
: And lovely lesbians who have nothing but pride
: Kevin hangs with the Jasons Mewes and Lee
: He wrote and directed Chasing Amy
: He has a baby named Harley and a wife named Jen
: Scott Moiser is his real close friend
: There where many good scenes in Dogma but some came to a halt
: But the ones that where cut were all Ben Afflecks fault
: His movies talk about Cousin Walt and why Julie Dawyer’s dead
: And in the original end of Clerks Dante gets shot in the head
: Kevin made a cartoon of his hit movie Clerks
: But after two shows it was canceled because ABC is full of cockjerks
: Kevin’s latest movie is Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
: But if it does bad in the theaters it’s all cause of Afflack
: Many people see Kevin Smith as just some slob
: But I hold him in my heart simply as Silent Bob
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