much better than our high school poetry shit

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: to all high school english teachers: emily dickinson sucks major cock. we need to read more stuff like this one. : : An Ode to Kevin Smith : : A Kevin Smith movie will make you laugh till you cry : : There will be dick and fart jokes and someone will die : : He was a real hit at Canns with his debut Clerks : : He likes to wear Converse and zip up sweatshirts : : Kevin loves Jaws John Hughes and Batman : : But over all he’s a George Lucas fan : : He thought that Mallrats would be a huge hit : : But was sadly disappointed when critics called it shit : : He writes about closet homosexuals who do their best to hide : : And lovely lesbians who have nothing but pride : : Kevin hangs with the Jasons Mewes and Lee : : He wrote and directed Chasing Amy : : He has a baby named Harley and a wife named Jen : : Scott Moiser is his real close friend : : There where many good scenes in Dogma but some came to a halt : : But the ones that where cut were all Ben Afflecks fault : : His movies talk about Cousin Walt and why Julie Dawyer’s dead : : And in the original end of Clerks Dante gets shot in the head : : Kevin made a cartoon of his hit movie Clerks : : But after two shows it was canceled because ABC is full of cockjerks : : Kevin’s latest movie is Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back : : But if it does bad in the theaters it’s all cause of Afflack : : Many people see Kevin Smith as just some slob : : But I hold him in my heart simply as Silent Bob : :

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