Posted by Neil at 209.245.186.206 on August 24, 2001 at 16:00:51:
In Reply to: Yes, Ebert IS a donkey-raping shit eater posted by Kiss It on August 24, 2001 at 15:53:45:
Who does he think he is recommending JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK?! I hope he burns in hell for this travesty of cinema review! The slightly tepid nature of his recommendation could keep people home in droves and destroy all that we stand for! We will rise up and show Ebert's review for the hollow mockery that it is!
If he hadn't missed one story point, he clearly would have created an exception and given the movie eight stars and reviewed it immediately in the "Great Movies" column. And if he came to this board and saw what a bunch of shallow, bile ridden, knee-jerk following, shrieking buffoons we are, he'd see how goddamn realistic the movie is and openly demand it be given the Oscar for the year!
What a piece of shit he is!
(Yes, I'm thinking I'll repost this every time someone decides to start a new thread on this. Thanks for asking.)