Re: Dig that BUG out of your ass!!!!

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: : : Kevin, dude. I hope you realize that you used your last "Get out of : Jail : : : Free" card up with Bob & Harvey with your latest fiasco. : : : I was really wanting to like "Jay & Silent Bob", but not entirely : : : surprised when it turned out to be another self-indulgent piece o' : : : crap. : : : You've made a total of four films to date, J&SB not included, do you : : : really think this constitutes a body of work worthy of a retrospective? : : : To recap: : : : Clerks showed promise of great thinks to come. : : : Mallrats wasn't that great thing, but it was a good time. : : : Chasing Amy was your Mona Lisa, as long as you didn't mind the : fact : : : that it was visually uninspired (variations on a two-shot) and : : : basically spoken in one voice. : : : Dogma was, well, pretty damn bad... and it gets worse with each : : : successive viewing. : : : Now this... a rehash of references to all of the above with some : : : topical humor (owe yeah, and how did you get so p-whipped that : you : : : put your modestly attractive wife in the same league with Eliza, : : : Shannon and Ali....if they were a spoof on Charlies Angels, what : was : : : she, one of Jerry's Angels? I understand, put up, or no put out, it's : : : rough.) : : : Kev, take some of your own best advice. be Holden fucking McNeil : : : and write something personal like Chasing Amy, but not as : didactic : : : or prosaic as Dogma. : : : Your current path is going to lead nowhere. : : : Oh, and if you and Mewes show up at my door looking to kick my : ass, : : : you don't stand a chance, lunchbox. : : WHO in the fucking hell do you think that you are?? I am not going to : jump some fucked up band wagon and say Kevin is GOD. But he is : a man that should get some type of respect. Just like any one else : should. To tool on his wife is very low. Your penis must be the : smallest thing you own. Maybe Kevin, Jason and a few of my friends : should show up at your door, I damn well know that some of us could : knock you on your ass. I mean its one thing to not like his movies. : But to insult his wife is just what makes you a real fucking asswipe. : Get over yourself. I damn well know that you don't have half of the : things in your life that he has, jealous much? : : No, not much. It's just that Kevin acts like he's the fucking second : coming, he's pretentious as all hell, and he isn't putting out to live up : to his ego. : As far as his wife goes, if he decides he's going to throw his wife on : screen in a pack of girls who are all way younger and a hell of a lot : better looking, than he better get ready to stand the heat...Jennifer : Schwalbach had no place in that gang, she stood out like a sore : thumb. If Kevin is going to practice blatent nepotism, ala Aaron : Spelling, then he will just have to deal with the criticism. : Besides...it will all be over for this movie after next weekend, it just : doesn't have legs.

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