Posted by BisQuick at spider-mtc-ti072.proxy.aol.com on August 27, 2001 at 15:11:03:
.......In what appears to be a major conspiracy against Kevin Smith & View Askew Productions, director Tim "Cock-Smoker" Burton has confessed to giving blowjobs to anyone who would boycot Smith's latest movie, JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK!!! Burton apparently garnered the most success at local theaters in the San Francisco area, where he is known to frequent the bath houses under an alias, MagnoliaFan!!!! Shame on you Mr. Burton. You really must get over the fact that you suck as a director, and in terms of quality of work in the business.......YOU ARE KEVIN'S BITCH!!!!