Posted by Concessions God at a010-0008.bogr.splitrock.net on September 06, 2001 at 06:54:59:
As you read this, I am probably sitting through J&SBSB for another non-stop laugh-my-fat-ass-off hell-of-a-time! I saw that people who attended the movie on the first two nights it was showing could get an autographed poster from viewaskew.com. Well, what about those of us who continuously see the movie? As of me posting this, I have seen it six times. How about a contest to see who can see the movie the most? The winner could get a ton of View Askew Merchandise. Sound good. I'm not saying I'd win this (due to insufficient funding from my job as a Wal-mart cashier in the most backwoods area of Kentucky and also because full-time employment leaves me with 2 days off a week, I know I wouldn't) or that I'd not go back despite any decision, but it would be kinda nice. Help out those of us who couldn't make it opening night due to jobs, time-consuming families, deadly illnesses, or booty-calls.