Posted by Brodieman!! at 196.32.138.176 on September 06, 2001 at 11:04:24:
Reasonably Shmesonably! America should be shot , (well most of it anyway) for ignoring Kevin Smith's work, in Clerks they hail the guy, in Mallrats they totally abuse of his dignity (for all ya stoopid reporters and critics alike "Suck me" Mallrats was a fine piece of work, in Chasing Amy, they Hail him agin, thou this time comedy was not the main attraction, and in Dogma critics love him, Christians hate him (oh brother..) and movie fans alike are like..." A Kevin Smith movie about God???" , and then comes the closure (for the time being I'm gonna stay quiet about the Clerks cartoon but more on that later) Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back(I brought 7 friends Kevin, sorry I couldn't get more, I do live in P.R. so fans of ur work here as as scarse as PG scenes in ur movies). God damn man, this movie ruled! Brodie, Dante, Randall, Holden, Hooper X, William Black the Idiot Manchild,etc. all here! This is the ultimate cameo moie, not to mention Jay and Silent Bob's fist actual starring role. The movie was genius but enough about that, u get praised enough here I bet and if u don't.....er..... moving on. Now here comes the tricky part, Kevin leaves the View Askew Universe Characters in live action, but follows them on the Clerks Animated Movie, which means crazyness shal ensue.I just wish u good luck man, and some advice...thou I am just a video store clerk who has a convenience store just next to it and a annoying friend who closes it just to come and watch movies in the video store(Holy shit I'm a bizzarro Dante/Randall!!!)oh yeah and dealers in front of the stores (lol!) anywho..
Here's a few things that would rule in the Clerks cartoon movie...Brodie animated, make him steal a few scenes the guy deserves it, Lord knows he should have been in the Clerks Cartoon when the Quicker Stop of the Future opened, I mean it was a mall basically. Same thing goes for William the Idiot Manchild(snowball)..when the Leonardo Tower(whut the hell happened to the design anyways??? the sketches seemed epic and gigantic...oh well..)was unveiled he shoulda looked up and went "That's beautiful man", that coulda been gold Kev. Anywho...I'll stop yapping now...I'll leave u be and hope I get some feedback on this. Oh yeah...Snootch to the noonch!