Posted by Stormin Norman at 202.33.252.99 on September 16, 2001 at 20:25:27:
Ok to all the Mewes girls out there, I have been asked by Jason Mewes to personally screen all the girls that he will sleep with in the future. It is a nasty job but some one has got to do it.
Ok you can start by sending all gifts, nude pictures, cash, to me and I will make sure that he gets them, sooner or later... Don't worry you can trust me (^-^)
After about a two week evaluation period I will either send you over to Mewes' house or pass you off to Lynch or Vincent for further evaluation....
Stormin!